*sex her raw?



IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE
IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT
why are you screaming
I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS

mentallyunfit asked you:hey hi!
um i was wondering
totally fine if you can’t
but i noticed you shipped eridan<3feferi
and i was wondering if i could possibly request a little doodle
i was hoping for
feferi dressed as the mad hatter and eridan dressed as alice
and having teaI luv u.
*not a doodle, because hell if I miss this idea*

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’
iCANT STOP LAUGHIGN. ITS LIKE THE SNAKE JUST IS LIKE
“oh shit red thing get away u fuker TAKE THIAAAAAAAAAAAH NooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Toothless’ scars and how he got them
((Oh……that makes sense!))
Finally someone else realizes this
The consistency with which they do this in the movie is just amazing, too. I really appreciate that they kept this nuanced realism, and they didn’t make a big deal of it either. It’s just there, as a consequence of what Hiccup did, quietly in the background. Realism and deftness. Perfection. Marks of what Hiccup did to Toothless, but of what Toothless forgave him for too.
Also, if you look closely at those bola ropes, they’re stained with blood.
((WHAT))
WOW
YOU GO DREAMWORKS
It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.
Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.
These are glorious.
Ahahha perfect
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
I don’t know why but to me this is one of the cutest little scenes in the entire show.
Look how content they are in their little dogpile.
I missed the dogpile.
SERIOUSLY ADORABLEEEEEE
It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.
The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…
KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
Disney crossed with Homestuck!
oh my goodness the crocker one is so perfect.